{"id":31609,"date":"2015-03-28T17:14:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-28T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=31609"},"modified":"2015-03-28T17:17:35","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T21:17:35","slug":"how-i-met-my-husband-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/03\/28\/how-i-met-my-husband-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"How I Met My Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My come-hither look<br \/>\nwas all that it took.<br \/>\nMark\u200b at first tried to book,<br \/>\nbut returned &#8230; on the hook.<\/p>\n<p>As Mark likes to say, true story: <\/p>\n<p>Mark spots me, already seated, while he&#8217;s walking through a half-empty Long Island Rail Road car.  I smile at him.  He smiles at me.  And then, instead of sitting across from me, Mark keeps walking and goes into another half-empty train car.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of minutes later he rethinks this, turns around, comes back, and sits across from me.  <\/p>\n<p>Seven weeks later Mark proposes, and I say yes, wondering what took him so long. <\/p>\n<p>(All this happened way back in 1977.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My come-hither look was all that it took. Mark\u200b at first tried to book, but returned &#8230; on the hook. As Mark likes to say, true story: Mark spots me, already seated, while he&#8217;s walking through a half-empty Long Island Rail Road car. I smile at him. He smiles at me. And then, instead of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,42,2,155,2677,1906,16,3702],"tags":[2123,803,1464,175,4902],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31609"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31609"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31616,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31609\/revisions\/31616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}