{"id":3155,"date":"2010-09-29T19:40:18","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T23:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3155"},"modified":"2010-09-29T19:40:18","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T23:40:18","slug":"chores-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/09\/29\/chores-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"What A Drag!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Needless to say, I wrote this limerick while running around doing sundry chores:<\/p>\n<p>What A Drag!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A woman who&#8217;s dragging a cart<br \/>\nHas some errands to run. Where to start?<br \/>\nThe cleaners and grocer &#8212;<br \/>\nToo bad they&#8217;re not closer.<br \/>\nHow she longs to stay home and make art.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Needless to say, I wrote this limerick while running around doing sundry chores: What A Drag! By Madeleine Begun Kane A woman who&#8217;s dragging a cart Has some errands to run. Where to start? The cleaners and grocer &#8212; Too bad they&#8217;re not closer. How she longs to stay home and make art.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[83,1343,46,42,45,69],"tags":[236,1486,332,629,184,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3155"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3159,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155\/revisions\/3159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}