{"id":31459,"date":"2015-03-20T15:37:42","date_gmt":"2015-03-20T19:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=31459"},"modified":"2015-03-20T15:37:42","modified_gmt":"2015-03-20T19:37:42","slug":"winter-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/03\/20\/winter-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Anti-Winter Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yet Another Anti-Winter Poem<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Oh damn you winter!  Go away!<br \/>\nWhy can&#8217;t you take a hint today?<br \/>\nIntruding on our spring delights<br \/>\nWith snow is NOT within your rights.<\/p>\n<p>The calendar has made it clear<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s spring. So why are YOU still here?<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve foolishly already stored<br \/>\nOur boots and shovels, long abhorred.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m forced to fetch them one more time<br \/>\nFor duties not at all sublime.<br \/>\nYour crime of trespass?  No mere gaffe!<br \/>\nI just might sue on spring&#8217;s behalf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yet Another Anti-Winter Poem By Madeleine Begun Kane Oh damn you winter! Go away! Why can&#8217;t you take a hint today? Intruding on our spring delights With snow is NOT within your rights. The calendar has made it clear It&#8217;s spring. So why are YOU still here? I&#8217;ve foolishly already stored Our boots and shovels, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1906,58,59],"tags":[3973,1911,693,716,1054,709,4110,2829,4947,4029,859,4472],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31459"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31459"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31475,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31459\/revisions\/31475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}