{"id":31417,"date":"2015-03-18T14:16:21","date_gmt":"2015-03-18T18:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=31417"},"modified":"2015-03-18T14:16:21","modified_gmt":"2015-03-18T18:16:21","slug":"kick-butts-day-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/03\/18\/kick-butts-day-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Kick Butts Day Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, March 18, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kickbuttsday.org\/\">Kick Butts Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Kick Butts Day Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Today is the day to kick butts.<br \/>\nNo ifs, ands, or buts &#8212; smoking&#8217;s nuts!<br \/>\nFor the cig rut&#8217;s a yoke<br \/>\nThat can kill you &#8212; no joke!<br \/>\nSo though quitting&#8217;s a drag, show some guts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, March 18, is Kick Butts Day. Kick Butts Day Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Today is the day to kick butts. No ifs, ands, or buts &#8212; smoking&#8217;s nuts! For the cig rut&#8217;s a yoke That can kill you &#8212; no joke! So though quitting&#8217;s a drag, show some guts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[126,105,49,23,122,1524,90],"tags":[4986,4469,1563,3656,1001,1691,149,1553,4470,3655,1837,5012,3652,4963,4468,3653],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31417"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31417"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31424,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31417\/revisions\/31424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}