{"id":313,"date":"2008-05-05T18:43:41","date_gmt":"2008-05-05T22:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/05\/05\/ode-to-an-absent-minded-husband\/"},"modified":"2020-03-27T15:33:44","modified_gmt":"2020-03-27T19:33:44","slug":"ode-to-an-absent-minded-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/05\/05\/ode-to-an-absent-minded-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To An Absent-Minded Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To An Absent-Minded Husband<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Your umbrella can not have gone far.<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t believe how forgetful you are!<br \/>\nIf we still had each cent<br \/>\nOn umbrellas you&#8217;ve spent,<br \/>\nWe&#8217;d have money to buy a new car.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/simplysnickers.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/for-sunday-may-4-2008.html\">Simply Snickers for the &#8220;umbrella&#8221;<\/a> prompt, <a href=\"http:\/\/weekendwordsmith.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/torrential-rain.html\">Weekend Wordsmith for the &#8220;torrential rain&#8221;<\/a> prompt, and <a href=\"http:\/\/sundayscribblings.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/109-family.html\">Sunday Scribblings for its &#8220;family&#8221; prompt.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:  I&#8217;ve just learned that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Celebrate-National-Umbrella-Day\">National Umbrella Day<\/a> is celebrated yearly on February 10th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To An Absent-Minded Husband By Madeleine Begun Kane Your umbrella can not have gone far. Can&#8217;t believe how forgetful you are! If we still had each cent On umbrellas you&#8217;ve spent, We&#8217;d have money to buy a new car. Thanks to Simply Snickers for the &#8220;umbrella&#8221; prompt, Weekend Wordsmith for the &#8220;torrential rain&#8221; prompt, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,12,13,42,2,108,8,1524,20,16,59],"tags":[377,329,434,2091,649,611,589,172,3479,5012,650,573],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-car-humor","category-family-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-memory-humor","category-money-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-outdoors-humor","category-relationship-humor","category-weather-humor","tag-absent-minded","tag-car-limerick","tag-family","tag-february-holidays","tag-gas-prices","tag-husband-humor","tag-marriage-verse","tag-money-poems","tag-national-umbrella-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-relationships-poetry","tag-weather-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42742,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions\/42742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}