Cautionary Verse
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Identity theft is quite scary,
\nCausing problems horrific. Be wary!
\nYour rep can be doomed,
\nAnd your assets consumed
\nBy any old Tom, Dick, or Harry.<\/p>\n
(Note:\u00a0 This was inspired by Writers Island’s “identity”<\/a> prompt and Totally Optional Prompts’ “transformation” prompt.<\/a>\u00a0 And speaking of prompts, there’s still plenty of time to participate in my “dog-related verse” prompt.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Cautionary Verse By Madeleine Begun Kane Identity theft is quite scary, Causing problems horrific. Be wary! Your rep can be doomed, And your assets consumed By any old Tom, Dick, or Harry. (Note:\u00a0 This was inspired by Writers Island’s “identity” prompt and Totally Optional Prompts’ “transformation” prompt.\u00a0 And speaking of prompts, there’s still plenty of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,48,10,42,8],"tags":[653,654,651,634,188,652,203],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice-humor","category-crime-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","tag-assets-loss","tag-credit-humor","tag-identity-theft","tag-legal-limerick","tag-money-verse","tag-reputation-humor","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":899,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}