{"id":31168,"date":"2015-02-25T16:18:42","date_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=31168"},"modified":"2015-02-25T16:18:42","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:18:42","slug":"restaurant-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/02\/25\/restaurant-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT To Butter Up Your Waiter (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How NOT To Butter Up Your Waiter (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>When given some butter &#8212; a dollop,<br \/>\nShe said &#8220;More, and don&#8217;t loll!  Hurry! Lollop!&#8221;<br \/>\nOn the waiter&#8217;s return<br \/>\nWith a  butter-filled urn,<br \/>\nShe threw the urn, earning a wallop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How NOT To Butter Up Your Waiter (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane When given some butter &#8212; a dollop, She said &#8220;More, and don&#8217;t loll! Hurry! Lollop!&#8221; On the waiter&#8217;s return With a butter-filled urn, She threw the urn, earning a wallop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,41,42,869],"tags":[4464,1541,412,2228,749,2407,622],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31168"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31168"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31173,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31168\/revisions\/31173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}