{"id":31108,"date":"2015-02-21T23:18:44","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T03:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=31108"},"modified":"2015-02-28T21:50:04","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T01:50:04","slug":"limerick-off-emote-remote-moat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/02\/21\/limerick-off-emote-remote-moat\/","title":{"rendered":"UPDATE: This Limerick-Off will continue for a second week and run through March 7th.  Why?  Blame Time Warner&#8217;s outage in my neighborhood, from which I&#8217;m now recovering.    Limerick-Off Monday \u2013 Rhyme Word: EMOTE or REMOTE or MOAT at the end of Line 1 or 2 or 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10152802512309315\">if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick using <strong>EMOTE<\/strong> or <strong>REMOTE<\/strong> or <strong>MOAT<\/strong> at the end of Line 1 or Line 2 or Line 5.  (Homonyms or homophones are fine.)<\/p>\n<p>The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/02\/21\/limerick-of-the-week-203\/\">last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/how-to-write-a-limerick\/\"><em>How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner early March 8, right before I post next week\u2019s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse. Your extended submission deadline is <strong>Saturday, March 7, at 10:00 p.m.<\/strong> (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s my limerick: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>An actress who tends to emote<br \/>\nOver nonsense was grabbed by the throat<br \/>\nBy an actor one day.<br \/>\n\u2019Twasn&#8217;t part of the play,<br \/>\nBut his mode of theatrical <em>note<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same rhyme word and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10152802512309315\">on my Facebook Limerick-Off post.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email <a href=\"mailto:Madkane@MadKane.com?subject=MadKane's Newsletter&#038;body=I want my weekly MadKane Fix.\">Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane&#8217;s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick using EMOTE or REMOTE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3134,49,62,104,3270,1192,65,352,42,67,103,64],"tags":[714,536,2482,3271,5009,4973,468,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31108"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31108"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31186,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31108\/revisions\/31186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}