{"id":31,"date":"2006-09-11T02:43:02","date_gmt":"2006-09-11T06:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/11\/the-wonderbra-song-song-parody\/"},"modified":"2012-08-05T16:59:40","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T20:59:40","slug":"the-wonderbra-song-song-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/11\/the-wonderbra-song-song-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wonderbra Song (Song Parody)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever wondered exactly how <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adverbox.com\/2006\/02\/20\/wonderbra\/\">the Wonderbra works, this ad provides a handy demonstration<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>And that gives me all the excuse I need to post my Wonderbra Song Parody:\n<\/p>\n<p>Wonder of wonders.<br \/>\nMiracle of miracles.<br \/>\nWonderbra can make you huge.<\/p>\n<p>Wonder of wonders.<br \/>\nWonderbra oh Wonderbra.<br \/>\nLifts, shores up, and stacks your boobs.<\/p>\n<p>Wonder of wonders.<br \/>\nMiracle of miracles.<br \/>\nDeepens cleavage on demand.<\/p>\n<p>Wonder of wonders.<br \/>\nWonderbra oh Wonderbra.<br \/>\nScoops and swells your mammary glands.<\/p>\n<p>The day I first tried on that bra.<br \/>\nThat was a miracle.<br \/>\nThat was a miracle.<\/p>\n<p>They gaped and gawked and cheered &#8220;Hurrah!&#8221;<br \/>\nThat was a miracle too.<\/p>\n<p>But for all breasts be they large or small.<br \/>\nThe most miraculous bra of all. &#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/wonderbra.html\">Wonderbra Song Parody is continued here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever wondered exactly how the Wonderbra works, this ad provides a handy demonstration. And that gives me all the excuse I need to post my Wonderbra Song Parody: Wonder of wonders. Miracle of miracles. Wonderbra can make you huge. Wonder of wonders. Wonderbra oh Wonderbra. Lifts, shores up, and stacks your boobs. Wonder [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,37,38,24,32,28],"tags":[1169,4931,836,1167,4990,1715,1170,1168],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15369,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/15369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}