{"id":30986,"date":"2015-02-09T18:19:29","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T22:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30986"},"modified":"2015-02-09T18:19:29","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T22:19:29","slug":"hermit-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/02\/09\/hermit-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Must I Really Leave The House?  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Must I Really Leave The House?  (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll agree to go out if you prod,<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll hide any hint that I&#8217;m odd.<br \/>\nThose with whom I connect<br \/>\nWill never detect<br \/>\nThe hermit behind my fa\u00e7ade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Must I Really Leave The House? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;ll agree to go out if you prod, And I&#8217;ll hide any hint that I&#8217;m odd. Those with whom I connect Will never detect The hermit behind my fa\u00e7ade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,42],"tags":[4459,2733],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30986"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30986"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30993,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30986\/revisions\/30993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}