{"id":309,"date":"2008-04-26T15:54:53","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T19:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/26\/ode-to-a-grudge-holding-judge\/"},"modified":"2014-06-16T12:48:24","modified_gmt":"2014-06-16T16:48:24","slug":"ode-to-a-grudge-holding-judge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/26\/ode-to-a-grudge-holding-judge\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To A Grudge-Holding Judge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To A Grudge-Holding Judge<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There once was a federal judge<br \/>\nWho was famous for holding a grudge.<br \/>\nBut his clerk found a way<br \/>\nTo get him to say,<br \/>\n&#8220;I forgive you.&#8221; She bribed him with fudge.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: I just found out that June 16th is National Fudge Day.  Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To A Grudge-Holding Judge By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was a federal judge Who was famous for holding a grudge. But his clerk found a way To get him to say, &#8220;I forgive you.&#8221; She bribed him with fudge. UPDATE: I just found out that June 16th is National Fudge Day. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114,49,41,33,10,42,1524,103],"tags":[665,666,663,664,2096,634,2365,5012,203],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apology-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-food-drink-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-poetry-prompts","tag-bribe","tag-forgiveness","tag-judge-humor","tag-judiciary","tag-june-holidays","tag-legal-limerick","tag-national-fudge-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26693,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions\/26693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}