{"id":30884,"date":"2015-02-02T19:24:20","date_gmt":"2015-02-02T23:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30884"},"modified":"2015-02-02T19:24:20","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T23:24:20","slug":"groundhog-deblasio-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/02\/02\/groundhog-deblasio-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Staten Island Chuck the Groundhog Lives (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been a <a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2015\/02\/02\/de-blasio-hands-off-as-staten-island-chuck-predicts-early-spring\/\">Groundhog Day rules change at the Staten Island Zoo<\/a>, in the wake of <a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2014\/09\/25\/groundhog-dropped-by-de-blasio-died-of-internal-injuries\/\">last year&#8217;s groundhog death at the klutzy hands of Mayor Bill de Blasio<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Staten Island Chuck the Groundhog Lives (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Seems the zoos of New York had their fill<br \/>\nOf Mayor-caused Groundhog Day-kill.<br \/>\nLast year&#8217;s groundhog is dead,<br \/>\nSo &#8220;no holding,&#8221; they said.<br \/>\n&#8220;We are Chucking your touching rights, Bill.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been a Groundhog Day rules change at the Staten Island Zoo, in the wake of last year&#8217;s groundhog death at the klutzy hands of Mayor Bill de Blasio: Staten Island Chuck the Groundhog Lives (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Seems the zoos of New York had their fill Of Mayor-caused Groundhog Day-kill. Last year&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,42,73,58],"tags":[4455,4457,2091,3443,3442,4927,248,1660,4458,4456,859],"class_list":["post-30884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-limericks","category-new-york-limericks","category-seasons-humor","tag-bill-de-blasio","tag-chuck-the-groundhog","tag-february-holidays","tag-groundhog-day","tag-groundhog-humor","tag-holiday-humor","tag-new-york-city","tag-seasonal-humor","tag-staten-island-chuck","tag-staten-island-zoo","tag-winter-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30884"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30896,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30884\/revisions\/30896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}