{"id":30832,"date":"2015-02-01T20:36:16","date_gmt":"2015-02-02T00:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30832"},"modified":"2015-02-01T20:44:40","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T00:44:40","slug":"super-bowl-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/02\/01\/super-bowl-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Sundry Super Bowl Verse"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ll be drinking at home,
\nbut not watching the game.
\nMy disint’rest in football
\nis largely to blame.<\/p>\n

As for Mark\ufeff, he’ll be here
\nmostly viewing the ads
\nAnd enjoying the half-time
\nlike “Katy Cat” lads.<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

If the Super Bowl’s boring or worse,
\nThere’s no need to complain or to curse.
\nLet your rhyme juices flow
\nWhile you’re watching the show;
\nWrite a lim’rick<\/a> – take solace in verse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ll be drinking at home, but not watching the game. My disint’rest in football is largely to blame. As for Mark\ufeff, he’ll be here mostly viewing the ads And enjoying the half-time like “Katy Cat” lads. ***** If the Super Bowl’s boring or worse, There’s no need to complain or to curse. Let your rhyme […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,42,19],"tags":[1044,4453,4452,325,4917,4451,4450,4449,1042],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30832"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30832"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30838,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30832\/revisions\/30838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}