This isn’t a formal Limerick-Off. But feel free to “borrow” my first line, if you’re so inclined.<\/p>\n
Decomposed Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
A gal who was putting on airs
\nKept attracting a great many stares.
\nIt seems that her dress
\nUnder strain and duress
\nHad split on her way down the stairs.<\/p>\n
While her garb suffered decomposition,
\nShe appeared not to know her condition.
\nShe assumed that those glances
\nWere ill-bred advances —
\nNot gapes at her clothing’s attrition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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