{"id":30722,"date":"2015-01-26T19:14:23","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T23:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30722"},"modified":"2015-01-27T00:26:45","modified_gmt":"2015-01-27T04:26:45","slug":"blizzard-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/01\/26\/blizzard-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoveling Duty (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shoveling Duty (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s snowing, alas and alack,<br \/>\nAnd I just finished shov&#8217;ling &#8212; can&#8217;t slack<br \/>\nDuring storms this severe.<br \/>\nBut I did it. Oh dear!<br \/>\nAll the snow I removed has come back.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Blizzard in progress.<br \/>\nI resent New York City<br \/>\nresembling Fargo.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Oboe-playing years<br \/>\narmed my shoulders for shov&#8217;ling,<br \/>\nbut failed to prep mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shoveling Duty (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It&#8217;s snowing, alas and alack, And I just finished shov&#8217;ling &#8212; can&#8217;t slack During storms this severe. But I did it. Oh dear! All the snow I removed has come back. ***** Blizzard in progress. I resent New York City resembling Fargo. ***** Oboe-playing years armed my shoulders [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,42,58,59],"tags":[866,215,1660,1054,847,4446,291,4947,859,1056],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30722"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30722"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30735,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30722\/revisions\/30735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}