{"id":307,"date":"2008-04-24T00:08:13","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T04:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/24\/dear-spring\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T03:27:04","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T07:27:04","slug":"dear-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/24\/dear-spring\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Spring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Spring<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear spring, you are late once again.\u00a0<br \/>\nYet you claim that you&#8217;ve been here, since when?<br \/>\nThirty days?\u00a0 That can&#8217;t be:<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s still cold out, you see.<br \/>\nAnd some sun would be nice, now and then.<\/p>\n<p>Note: I feel almost guilty posting this, since yesterday&#8217;s weather was delightful.\u00a0 But a couple of days ago, when\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/totallyoptionalprompts.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/totally-optional-prompt-is-late-spring.html\">Totally Optional Prompts prompted me to write it,<\/a> it was unseasonably cold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Spring By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear spring, you are late once again.\u00a0 Yet you claim that you&#8217;ve been here, since when? Thirty days?\u00a0 That can&#8217;t be: It&#8217;s still cold out, you see. And some sun would be nice, now and then. Note: I feel almost guilty posting this, since yesterday&#8217;s weather was delightful.\u00a0 But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,42,103,58,59],"tags":[1837,279,671,573],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5854,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions\/5854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}