{"id":30598,"date":"2015-01-24T23:35:32","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T03:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30598"},"modified":"2015-01-25T02:21:06","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T06:21:06","slug":"limerick-of-the-week-199","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/01\/24\/limerick-of-the-week-199\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick of the Week (199)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Congratulations to ALLEN WILCOX, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse:<\/p>\n

A fellow was trying to pass
\nA lass who was swinging her ass
\nSide to side (super-sized).
\nHe was quite hipnotized,
\nAnd his privates went public en masse.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Jon Gearhart, Colleen Murphy<\/a>, Scott Crowder, and Konrad Schwoerke. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:<\/p>\n

Jon Gearhart: <\/p>\n

For my birthday, my son bought a pass
\nTo go fishing. They stock them en masse.
\nThey’ll replaice what you like.
\nWe caught walleye, carp, pike,
\nBut they cut us off, right at the bass.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Colleen Murphy:<\/p>\n

A student who struggled to pass
\nHad trouble with volume and mass.
\n“Fill it in, fill it up?
\nIs it pounds or a cup?
\nI’m too dense for this matter, alas.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Scott Crowder:<\/p>\n

A man made an unfruitful pass
\nAt a gal in his calculus class.
\nAnd now he knows why
\nWhen you’re solving for pie,
\nYou don’t want to mention her mass.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jon Gearhart: <\/p>\n

When a quarterback drops back to pass,
\nThe refs need a spy on his ass
\nTo make sure that his balls
\nAre the right size. If all\u2019s
\nNot the same, they\u2019ve been letting off gas!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Konrad Schwoerke: <\/p>\n

A fellow who made a lewd pass
\nHas confirmed for his wife he\u2019s an ass
\nAnd a two-timing prick,
\nSo she severs his dick–
\nNow it lies, like a snake, in the grass.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.<\/p>\n

In the next couple of minutes I\u2019ll be posting a new Limerick-Off<\/a>, which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to ALLEN WILCOX, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: A fellow was trying to pass A lass who was swinging her ass Side to side (super-sized). He […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,84,3270,1192,1983,65,42],"tags":[4107,2525,3727,2538,5009,5018,2223,487,523],"class_list":["post-30598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contests","category-limerick-award-winners","category-limerick-competition","category-limerick-contest","category-limerick-of-the-week","category-limerick-writing-contest","category-limericks","tag-allen-wilcox","tag-colleen-murphy","tag-jon-gearhart","tag-konrad-schwoerke","tag-limerick-contest","tag-limerick-of-the-week","tag-scott-crowder","tag-writing-competitions","tag-writing-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30598"}],"version-history":[{"count":51,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30710,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30598\/revisions\/30710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}