{"id":3057,"date":"2010-10-11T00:51:29","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T04:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2010-10-11T00:56:53","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T04:56:53","slug":"female-tease-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/10\/11\/female-tease-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Teaser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s time for another Limerick-Off. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>An attractive but cold-hearted tease&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Teaser<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>An attractive but cold-hearted tease<br \/>\nCould manipulate fellows with ease.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d always get favors<br \/>\nIn all sorts of flavors.<br \/>\nThe guys? They got naught but the freeze.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/146538878724896\">Facebook Limerick-Off post.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, right above my photo. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s time for another Limerick-Off. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: An attractive but cold-hearted tease&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Limerick Teaser By Madeleine Begun Kane An attractive but cold-hearted tease Could manipulate fellows with ease. She&#8217;d always get favors In all sorts of flavors. The guys? They got naught [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,104,352,42,103,16],"tags":[4909,1431,933,4973,531,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3226,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions\/3226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}