{"id":30541,"date":"2015-07-27T16:36:45","date_gmt":"2015-07-27T20:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30541"},"modified":"2015-07-27T17:08:48","modified_gmt":"2015-07-27T21:08:48","slug":"scotch-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/07\/27\/scotch-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode to National Scotch Day  (July 27)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To <a href=\"http:\/\/foodimentary.com\/2015\/07\/27\/july-27-is-national-scotch-day\/\">National Scotch Day<\/a><br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I hate to complain or to carp.<br \/>\nAbout liquor it&#8217;s rare that I harp.<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;d scotch any notion<br \/>\nOf drinking a potion<br \/>\nWhose wet-carpet smell is so sharp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To National Scotch Day By Madeleine Begun Kane I hate to complain or to carp. About liquor it&#8217;s rare that I harp. But I&#8217;d scotch any notion Of drinking a potion Whose wet-carpet smell is so sharp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4256,2675,1374,2099,2494,5012,4546,2660],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30541"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30541"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33408,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30541\/revisions\/33408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}