{"id":30527,"date":"2015-01-15T17:39:27","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T21:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30527"},"modified":"2015-01-15T17:39:27","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T21:39:27","slug":"hot-spicy-food-day-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/01\/15\/hot-spicy-food-day-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Pyro-Gourmaniacs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Attention Pyro-Gourmaniacs!  Are you all ready for <a href=\"http:\/\/foodimentary.com\/2014\/01\/16\/january-16-is-national-hot-and-spicy-food-day\/\">Hot And Spicy Food Day<\/a>?  (January 16)<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Pyro-Gourmaniacs<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Since my taste favors flavors that hurt,<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s not spicy enough,&#8221; I&#8217;ll assert,<br \/>\nAs I dive for the water,<br \/>\nWhich worsens the slaughter;<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t save taste buds for sav&#8217;ry dessert.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attention Pyro-Gourmaniacs! Are you all ready for Hot And Spicy Food Day? (January 16) Limerick Ode To Pyro-Gourmaniacs By Madeleine Begun Kane Since my taste favors flavors that hurt, &#8220;It&#8217;s not spicy enough,&#8221; I&#8217;ll assert, As I dive for the water, Which worsens the slaughter; Can&#8217;t save taste buds for sav&#8217;ry dessert.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,1524],"tags":[412,328,4436,2232,3371,5012,4437],"class_list":["post-30527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-food-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-hot-and-spicy-food-day","tag-hot-food","tag-january-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-pyro-gourmaniacs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30527"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30534,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30527\/revisions\/30534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}