{"id":30481,"date":"2015-01-12T18:10:27","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T22:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30481"},"modified":"2016-01-11T15:13:46","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T19:13:46","slug":"clean-off-your-desk-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/01\/12\/clean-off-your-desk-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To “Clean Off Your Desk Day”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Limerick Ode To “Clean Off Your Desk Day.”
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

It’s “Clean Off Your Desk Day” today.
\nI examine my mess with dismay.
\nWhat a foolscap-prediction–
\nThat “paperless” fiction.
\nLaptops save us? The trees all say, “Nay!”<\/p>\n

(The second Monday of January is “National Clean Off Your Desk Day.”<\/a>)<\/p>\n

View my Clean Desk Limerick image here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Limerick Ode To “Clean Off Your Desk Day.” By Madeleine Begun Kane It’s “Clean Off Your Desk Day” today. I examine my mess with dismay. What a foolscap-prediction– That “paperless” fiction. Laptops save us? The trees all say, “Nay!” (The second Monday of January is “National Clean Off Your Desk Day.”) View my Clean Desk […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,4],"tags":[2734,4424,533,4425,3371,4408,4426,5012,1184,4428,4427],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30481"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30481"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35778,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30481\/revisions\/35778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}