{"id":30433,"date":"2015-01-09T16:51:48","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30433"},"modified":"2015-01-09T16:51:48","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:51:48","slug":"driverless-cars-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/01\/09\/driverless-cars-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Driverless Cars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Driverless Cars<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Though cars with no driver sound scary<br \/>\nAnd sharing their roads makes me wary,<br \/>\nSoftware doesn&#8217;t use gels,<br \/>\nComb its tresses, dial cells,<br \/>\nOr smoke cigs, so the concept&#8217;s less hairy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Driverless Cars By Madeleine Begun Kane Though cars with no driver sound scary And sharing their roads makes me wary, Software doesn&#8217;t use gels, Comb its tresses, dial cells, Or smoke cigs, so the concept&#8217;s less hairy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,324],"tags":[221,4423,218],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30433"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30433"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30437,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30433\/revisions\/30437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}