{"id":304,"date":"2008-04-18T17:15:18","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T21:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/18\/ode-to-an-earthquake\/"},"modified":"2012-09-30T15:05:32","modified_gmt":"2012-09-30T19:05:32","slug":"ode-to-an-earthquake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/18\/ode-to-an-earthquake\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to An Earthquake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To An Earthquake (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s &#8217;71.\u00a0 I awake<br \/>\nIn LA to a 6.6 quake.<br \/>\nI feel nothing but terror<br \/>\nAnd curse out my error<br \/>\nIn moving here. What a mistake!<\/p>\n<p>Note: I graduated from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calarts.com\">Cal Arts<\/a> in 1971.\u00a0 Great school, but I could definitely have done without that\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnmartin.com\/earthquakes\/eqpapers\/00000017.htm\">terrifying earthquake.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To An Earthquake (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It&#8217;s &#8217;71.\u00a0 I awake In LA to a 6.6 quake. I feel nothing but terror And curse out my error In moving here. What a mistake! Note: I graduated from Cal Arts in 1971.\u00a0 Great school, but I could definitely have done without that\u00a0 terrifying earthquake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,117,39,100,42,44,55],"tags":[675,676,673,678,677,674],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-california-humor","category-education-humor","category-history-humor","category-limericks","category-science-humor","category-sleep-humor","tag-cal-arts-limerick","tag-california-institute-of-the-arts","tag-earthquake-humor","tag-la-poetry","tag-los-angeles-poem","tag-natural-disasters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16291,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/16291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}