{"id":30399,"date":"2015-01-07T16:01:09","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T20:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30399"},"modified":"2015-01-07T16:13:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T20:13:29","slug":"virtuoso-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/01\/07\/virtuoso-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Virtuoso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Virtuoso<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A famed violin virtuoso<br \/>\nSaid his student&#8217;s performance was &#8220;so-so.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You were NOT even there,&#8221;<br \/>\nShe replied in despair.<br \/>\nThe response from her prof: &#8220;I just know so.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/word-of-the-day\/2015\/01\/07\/\">Merriam-Webster Word of the Day &#8211; VIRTUOSO<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>View my <a target=\"_blank\" HREF=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/virtuoso.png\">Virtuoso Limerick image here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Virtuoso By Madeleine Begun Kane A famed violin virtuoso Said his student&#8217;s performance was &#8220;so-so.&#8221; &#8220;You were NOT even there,&#8221; She replied in despair. The response from her prof: &#8220;I just know so.&#8221; (Inspired by Merriam-Webster Word of the Day &#8211; VIRTUOSO) View my Virtuoso Limerick image here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,42,24,2991],"tags":[4418,2135,4408,4416,1263,269,1011,266,4415,4417],"class_list":["post-30399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education-humor","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","tag-concert-humor","tag-education-limerick","tag-limerick-images","tag-merriam-webster","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-music-students","tag-teachers","tag-violinist","tag-virtuoso-humor","tag-word-of-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30399"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30404,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30399\/revisions\/30404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}