{"id":30340,"date":"2015-01-05T20:55:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T00:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30340"},"modified":"2015-01-05T20:55:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T00:55:22","slug":"bad-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/01\/05\/bad-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Verse for the Birds (Limerick and Quatrain)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalbirdday.com\/\">National Bird Day<\/a>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A birder who&#8217;d frequently swear<br \/>\nHis toup\u00e9e was in fact his real hair,<br \/>\nWas caught by a gust,<br \/>\nAnd his toupe, not just mussed,<br \/>\nFlew the coop, leaving pate rather bare.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.&#8221; &#8212;<br \/>\nPeople tell me that all of the time.<br \/>\nSuch axioms give me a pain in the tush.<br \/>\nWere I queen, I would make them a crime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;National Bird Day!&#8221; A birder who&#8217;d frequently swear His toup\u00e9e was in fact his real hair, Was caught by a gust, And his toupe, not just mussed, Flew the coop, leaving pate rather bare. ***** &#8220;A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.&#8221; &#8212; People tell me that all of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,1742,42,1524,1906],"tags":[2797,1743,3235,3107,2089,3371,5012,3973,1911],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30340"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30340"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30357,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30340\/revisions\/30357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}