{"id":30257,"date":"2015-01-29T15:42:47","date_gmt":"2015-01-29T19:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30257"},"modified":"2018-09-16T14:17:48","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T18:17:48","slug":"joan-rivers-obit-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/01\/29\/joan-rivers-obit-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Joan Rivers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my non-winning entry into the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/entertainment\/style-invitational-week-1109-fictoids-of-columbia--tell-us-some-fake-dc-trivia\/2015\/01\/29\/8ba92fbc-a5d0-11e4-a06b-9df2002b86a0_story.html\">Washington Post Style Invitational&#8217;s obit-poem contest<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ode To Joan Rivers<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A comic genius died last year.<br \/>\n&#8220;A Piece of Work&#8221; she was &#8212; sans peer!<br \/>\nHer edgy style brought rivers of tears<br \/>\nFrom laughter &#8212; not to mention, cheers. <\/p>\n<p>Her plastic surgeons went too far.<br \/>\nShe looked (let&#8217;s face it) quite bizarre.<br \/>\nA victim of the youth craze? Yup!<br \/>\nTo those who&#8217;d mock her:&#8221;Oh, grow up!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my non-winning entry into the Washington Post Style Invitational&#8217;s obit-poem contest. Ode To Joan Rivers By Madeleine Begun Kane A comic genius died last year. &#8220;A Piece of Work&#8221; she was &#8212; sans peer! Her edgy style brought rivers of tears From laughter &#8212; not to mention, cheers. Her plastic surgeons went too far. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3134,56,3993],"tags":[4945,1319,4301,5033,4000],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30257"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30257"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40881,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30257\/revisions\/40881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}