{"id":30133,"date":"2014-12-26T15:58:53","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T19:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=30133"},"modified":"2014-12-26T15:58:53","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T19:58:53","slug":"holiday-mall-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/12\/26\/holiday-mall-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Christmas Lament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Post-Christmas Lament<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane <\/p>\n<p>The Christmas season&#8217;s ended,<br \/>\nSo shopping&#8217;s at a stall.<br \/>\nBut exchangers have descended.<br \/>\nWhen&#8217;s it safe to risk a mall?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Post-Christmas Lament By Madeleine Begun Kane The Christmas season&#8217;s ended, So shopping&#8217;s at a stall. But exchangers have descended. When&#8217;s it safe to risk a mall?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[939,33,8,45],"tags":[856,1637,2092,4927,1675,198,1911,4937],"class_list":["post-30133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift-giving-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-money-humor","category-shopping-humor","tag-christmas-gift-humor","tag-christmas-humor","tag-december-holidays","tag-holiday-humor","tag-malls","tag-money-finance-humor","tag-quatrains","tag-shopping-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30133"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30142,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30133\/revisions\/30142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}