{"id":300,"date":"2008-04-05T15:58:41","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T19:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/05\/creature-of-habit\/"},"modified":"2014-05-21T14:29:58","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T18:29:58","slug":"creature-of-habit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/05\/creature-of-habit\/","title":{"rendered":"Creature Of Habit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Creature of Habit (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

“Shall I tell you our specials today?”
\nAsks the waiter, who knows what I’ll say:
\n“My regular, please.
\nJust a burger — no cheese.”
\nMy order’s become a clich\u00e9.<\/p>\n

(This was inspired by Weekend Wordsmith’s “what’s on the menu” prompt.)<\/p>\n

Update: Happy National Waiters and Waitresses Day!<\/a> (May 21)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Creature of Habit (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane “Shall I tell you our specials today?” Asks the waiter, who knows what I’ll say: “My regular, please. Just a burger — no cheese.” My order’s become a clich\u00e9. (This was inspired by Weekend Wordsmith’s “what’s on the menu” prompt.) Update: Happy National Waiters and Waitresses Day! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524,103],"tags":[412,682,2097,3628,5012,683,4121,4120,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26264,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions\/26264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}