{"id":30,"date":"2006-09-14T01:13:07","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T05:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/14\/how-to-plan-a-trip-humorous-how-to\/"},"modified":"2009-12-26T02:34:11","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T06:34:11","slug":"how-to-plan-a-trip-humorous-how-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/14\/how-to-plan-a-trip-humorous-how-to\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Plan A Trip (Humorous How-To)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A weekend trip is a splendid way to replenish your energy and deplete your bank account. In theory, such journeys should be preceded by thorough research, careful planning, and intense negotiations with your mate. Sounds a lot like work, right? Which is why so many vacations go something like this:<\/p>\n<p>(1). Become increasingly exhausted and overwrought. Bicker with spouse over nonsense. Make up, bicker some more, and decide you both need a vacation. Agree to plan a trip for just the two of you real soon. Fall asleep fantasizing about a work\/child\/pressure-free orgy of self-indulgence.<\/p>\n<p>(2). Repeat Step (1) many times during the next few months. Repeat it several times more &#8230; leaving out the sleep part. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/trip_planning_humor.html\">How To Plan A Trip is continued here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A weekend trip is a splendid way to replenish your energy and deplete your bank account. In theory, such journeys should be preceded by thorough research, careful planning, and intense negotiations with your mate. Sounds a lot like work, right? Which is why so many vacations go something like this: (1). Become increasingly exhausted and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,33,27,78,25,2,16,6,34],"tags":[907,4927,908,909,803,4902,4905,4928],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-family-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-how-to-humor","category-humor-columns","category-leisure-time-humor","category-marriage-humor","category-relationship-humor","category-travel-humor","category-vacation-humor","tag-battle-of-sexes","tag-holiday-humor","tag-hotel-humor","tag-humorous-how-to","tag-husband-wife-humor","tag-marriage-humor","tag-travel-humor","tag-vacation-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1232,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/1232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}