{"id":29824,"date":"2014-12-08T18:21:23","date_gmt":"2014-12-08T22:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29824"},"modified":"2014-12-09T18:25:38","modified_gmt":"2014-12-09T22:25:38","slug":"holiday-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/12\/08\/holiday-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Something I&#8217;ve Noticed (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something I&#8217;ve Noticed (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>This notice can fill you with dread,<br \/>\nWhen it comes from your office-place head:<br \/>\nNot the &#8220;blue slip,&#8221; you smarty&#8211;<br \/>\nThe &#8220;holiday party!&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll bet you&#8217;d feel safer in bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something I&#8217;ve Noticed (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane This notice can fill you with dread, When it comes from your office-place head: Not the &#8220;blue slip,&#8221; you smarty&#8211; The &#8220;holiday party!&#8221; I&#8217;ll bet you&#8217;d feel safer in bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,42,4],"tags":[1655,145,2092,4927,4387,1601,1184],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29824"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29824"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29836,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29824\/revisions\/29836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}