{"id":2971,"date":"2010-09-27T00:30:34","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T04:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2971"},"modified":"2010-09-27T00:44:54","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T04:44:54","slug":"reality-show-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/09\/27\/reality-show-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Infamous Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n

\nA woman who yearned for great fame…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here\u2019s mine. (It\u2019s a two-verse limerick, but a standard one-verse limerick is fine, of course.)<\/p>\n

Infamous Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

A woman who yearned for great fame
\nHad no talent that people could name.
\nBut reality’s odd:
\nHer voluptuous bod
\nLed to stints on American Dame<\/em>.<\/p>\n

The series showed gals well endowed,
\nAs scantily clad as allowed.
\nThen losers were kicked,
\nAs front-runners were picked.
\nYou don’t like that idea? Join the crowd.<\/p>\n

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, right above my photo. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A woman who yearned for great fame… Here\u2019s mine. (It\u2019s a two-verse limerick, but a standard one-verse limerick is fine, of course.) Infamous Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A woman who yearned for great fame Had no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,50,104,352,42,43,68,103,32,71],"tags":[801,1472,1162,4973,1471,303,203],"class_list":["post-2971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-entertainment-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-physical-appearance","category-poetry-prompts","category-social-satire","category-television-tv-humor","tag-appearance-humor","tag-fame-limerick","tag-media-limerick","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-reality-shows","tag-tv-humor","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2971"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3142,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2971\/revisions\/3142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}