{"id":29609,"date":"2014-11-30T03:28:13","date_gmt":"2014-11-30T07:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29609"},"modified":"2014-11-30T03:36:04","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T07:36:04","slug":"brains-limerick-off-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/11\/30\/brains-limerick-off-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Brains (Limerick-Off Monday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10152604041429315\">if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/11\/30\/limerick-of-the-week-191\/\">last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/how-to-write-a-limerick\/\"><em>How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week\u2019s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is <strong>Saturday at 10:00 p.m.<\/strong> (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>At work, I&#8217;m surrounded by brains&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A woman was racking her brains&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A scientist studying brains&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A fellow who liked to eat brains&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man who was more brawn than brains&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>*<\/strong>(Please note that minor variations to my first lines are acceptable.  However, rhyme words may <strong>not<\/strong> be altered, except by using homonyms or homophones.)<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Brains<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>At work, I&#8217;m surrounded by brains,<br \/>\nAnd it smarts cuz they love to take pains<br \/>\nTo display all their smarts.<br \/>\nIt seems even their farts<br \/>\nHave more know-how than MY brain contains.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10152604041429315\">my Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email <a href=\"mailto:Madkane@MadKane.com?subject=MadKane's Newsletter&#038;body=I want my weekly MadKane Fix.\">Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane&#8217;s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) 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