{"id":29569,"date":"2014-11-25T15:40:26","date_gmt":"2014-11-25T19:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29569"},"modified":"2014-11-25T16:43:29","modified_gmt":"2014-11-25T20:43:29","slug":"thanksgiving-shopping-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/11\/25\/thanksgiving-shopping-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Greedy Stores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Greedy Stores<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t reward greedy, cynical stores<br \/>\nFor behaving like gluttonous whores:<br \/>\nIf they&#8217;re open on days<br \/>\nLike Thanksgiving, it pays<br \/>\nTo shop elsewhere. Don&#8217;t walk through their doors!<\/p>\n<p>******<br \/>\nA Companion Haiku:<\/p>\n<p>Stores, be on notice:<br \/>\nOpen doors on Thanksgiving?<br \/>\nBrace for a boycott.<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Greedy Stores By Madeleine Begun Kane Don&#8217;t reward greedy, cynical stores For behaving like gluttonous whores: If they&#8217;re open on days Like Thanksgiving, it pays To shop elsewhere. Don&#8217;t walk through their doors! ****** A Companion Haiku: Stores, be on notice: Open doors on Thanksgiving? Brace for a boycott. ******<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,33,42,8,45],"tags":[1354,4927,198,2093,4937,721],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29569"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29569"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29600,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29569\/revisions\/29600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}