{"id":29543,"date":"2014-11-24T21:28:13","date_gmt":"2014-11-25T01:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29543"},"modified":"2014-11-24T21:28:13","modified_gmt":"2014-11-25T01:28:13","slug":"hospital-gown-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/11\/24\/hospital-gown-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Posterior Advances (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Posterior Advances (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Most hospital gowns can cause tears<br \/>\nCuz our butt spheres so rarely get cheers.<br \/>\nBut the med field&#8217;s revealed<br \/>\nAsses CAN be concealed;<br \/>\nNew frontiers in design <a href=\" http:\/\/medicalxpress.com\/news\/2014-11-health-reveals-gown-rears.html?utm_source=nwletter&#038;utm_medium=email&#038;utm_content=ctgr-item&#038;utm_campaign=daily-nwletter\">shield our rears<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posterior Advances (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Most hospital gowns can cause tears Cuz our butt spheres so rarely get cheers. But the med field&#8217;s revealed Asses CAN be concealed; New frontiers in design shield our rears.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,23,122,42,68],"tags":[4376,4377,5013,2507,200,4374,4182,393],"class_list":["post-29543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fashion-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-physical-appearance","tag-butt-humor","tag-clothes-design","tag-clothing-humor","tag-derriere","tag-health-limerick","tag-hospital-gowns","tag-hospital-humor","tag-medical-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29543"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29550,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29543\/revisions\/29550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}