{"id":29476,"date":"2014-11-20T18:56:51","date_gmt":"2014-11-20T22:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29476"},"modified":"2014-11-20T18:56:51","modified_gmt":"2014-11-20T22:56:51","slug":"absurdity-day-air-your-dirty-laundry-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/11\/20\/absurdity-day-air-your-dirty-laundry-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"“Absurdity Day” and “Air Your Dirty Laundry Day” Haiku (Nov. 20)"},"content":{"rendered":"

In honor of “Absurdity Day”<\/a> and “Air Your Dirty Laundry Day,”<\/a> here’s a pair of haiku:<\/p>\n

“Absurdity Day”
\nHow is this day different
\nfrom all other days?<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

I don’t celebrate
\n“Air Your Dirty Laundry Day”
\nBecause it’s a wash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In honor of “Absurdity Day” and “Air Your Dirty Laundry Day,” here’s a pair of haiku: “Absurdity Day” How is this day different from all other days? ***** I don’t celebrate “Air Your Dirty Laundry Day” Because it’s a wash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,4209],"tags":[4373,215,3926,2093,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29476"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29476"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29481,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29476\/revisions\/29481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}