{"id":29442,"date":"2014-11-17T22:57:45","date_gmt":"2014-11-18T02:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29442"},"modified":"2014-11-17T22:57:45","modified_gmt":"2014-11-18T02:57:45","slug":"homemade-bread-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/11\/17\/homemade-bread-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To &#8220;Homemade Bread Day&#8221; (Nov. 17)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To <a href=\"http:\/\/familycrafts.about.com\/od\/holidays\/p\/HomeMadeBreadDay.htm\">Homemade Bread Day<\/a><br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It is Homemade Bread Day, but don&#8217;t make me.<br \/>\nEven future bread begs, &#8220;Please don&#8217;t bake me!&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not good with a stove;<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t know clover, from clove.<br \/>\nIn the kitchen my brain cells forsake me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Homemade Bread Day By Madeleine Begun Kane It is Homemade Bread Day, but don&#8217;t make me. Even future bread begs, &#8220;Please don&#8217;t bake me!&#8221; I&#8217;m not good with a stove; Don&#8217;t know clover, from clove. In the kitchen my brain cells forsake me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[1565,4372,412,328,4371,2093,5012],"class_list":["post-29442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-bread","tag-bread-limerick","tag-food-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-homemade-bread-day","tag-november-holidays","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29442"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29452,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29442\/revisions\/29452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}