{"id":294,"date":"2008-03-31T18:57:42","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T22:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/03\/31\/yet-another-tax-humor-piece-interactive-taxes\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T03:29:44","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T07:29:44","slug":"yet-another-tax-humor-piece-interactive-taxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/03\/31\/yet-another-tax-humor-piece-interactive-taxes\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Tax Humor Piece: Interactive Taxes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Interactive Taxes
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0<\/p>\n

Hello. Welcome to Taxtime, your Interactive Tax Preparer Program. Do you feel like doing your taxes today?<\/p>\n

I see. Well, don’t you think you should do them anyway? After all, it’s April 14. And who knows? Maybe you’ll get a refund.<\/p>\n

That’s the spirit. Let’s begin with your name, address, and marital status.<\/p>\n

Sorry to hear about the divorce. But don’t let it get you down. That alimony deduction will come in handy.<\/p>\n

Please don’t cry. Things are bound to improve. In the meantime, let’s talk about dependents. Do you have any children?<\/p>\n

Wow! I hope they’re not all in college.<\/p>\n

You’re having visitation problems on top of everything else? Gee, I can’t help you there. But you might try our Interactive Matrimonial Lawyer Software.<\/p>\n

I hate lawyers too. But we’re really veering off track … (Interactive Taxes is continued here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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