{"id":2932,"date":"2010-11-11T15:24:19","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T19:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2932"},"modified":"2010-11-11T15:28:59","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T19:28:59","slug":"drinking-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/11\/11\/drinking-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunken Limerick  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/drunken.m4a\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/audio.gif\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Limerick Audio\"><\/A>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Drunken Limerick (<a href='http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/drunken.m4a'>Drunken Limerick Audio<\/a>)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A man who was drunk and lacked smarts<br \/>\nWas playing a bar game of darts.<br \/>\nHis dart throw went wild<br \/>\nAnd he injured a child.<br \/>\nHe should stick to a card game like hearts.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/176164915732343\">Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, right above my photo. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Drunken Limerick (Drunken Limerick Audio) By Madeleine Begun Kane A man who was drunk and lacked smarts Was playing a bar game of darts. His dart throw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,41,60,104,352,42,64,19],"tags":[1550,1554,1552,1551,1374,1553,4973,203],"class_list":["post-2932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-food-drink-humor","category-games-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-poetry-contest","category-sports-humor","tag-accidents","tag-bars","tag-card-games","tag-darts","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-hearts","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2932"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3517,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932\/revisions\/3517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}