{"id":29258,"date":"2014-11-06T16:18:15","date_gmt":"2014-11-06T20:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29258"},"modified":"2014-11-06T16:18:15","modified_gmt":"2014-11-06T20:18:15","slug":"fair-fare-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/11\/06\/fair-fare-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Fair"},"content":{"rendered":"

Limerick Fair
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

“Your fare is unfair,” said the fare,
\nWhen he got from the fair to Times Square.
\n“You cab driving cheater,
\nYou rigged up your meter.
\nHere’s a tip: I’m not paying you. Ne’er!”<\/p>\n

(DversePoets asks us to write verse using the word fair<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Limerick Fair By Madeleine Begun Kane “Your fare is unfair,” said the fare, When he got from the fair to Times Square. “You cab driving cheater, You rigged up your meter. Here’s a tip: I’m not paying you. Ne’er!” (DversePoets asks us to write verse using the word fair.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,8,73,3702],"tags":[4365,4005,4366,540,4004,2064],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29258"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29258"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29266,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29258\/revisions\/29266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}