{"id":292,"date":"2008-03-28T18:04:11","date_gmt":"2008-03-28T22:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/03\/28\/silliest-haiku-ever\/"},"modified":"2012-05-19T01:06:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-19T05:06:58","slug":"silliest-haiku-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/03\/28\/silliest-haiku-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Silliest Haiku Ever?"},"content":{"rendered":"

This may well be the silliest haiku I’ve ever written.\u00a0 But I was determined to use all five words of Poefusion’s latest prompt in a haiku:<\/p>\n

Not so winsome gal
\nFlings cranberries at her prey.
\nCan’t lose quacky ducks.<\/p>\n

And speaking about poetry prompts, I’ve just posted a new one: Taxing Verse Limerick & Haiku Prompt.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This may well be the silliest haiku I’ve ever written.\u00a0 But I was determined to use all five words of Poefusion’s latest prompt in a haiku: Not so winsome gal Flings cranberries at her prey. Can’t lose quacky ducks. And speaking about poetry prompts, I’ve just posted a new one: Taxing Verse Limerick & Haiku […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,99,103],"tags":[688,689,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13790,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions\/13790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}