{"id":29167,"date":"2014-10-29T23:33:53","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T03:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29167"},"modified":"2014-10-29T23:33:53","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T03:33:53","slug":"halloween-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/29\/halloween-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Trick-Or-Treating Goes Green? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a creepy <a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2014\/10\/29\/forget-candy-trick-or-treaters-are-looking-for-cash\/\">Halloween-related survey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>More than half (53%) of parents of trick-or-treaters say their children between the ages of 4 and 10 would prefer cash over candy or even toys, according to a survey of 1,747 parents who celebrated Halloween carried out by coupon- and discount-code website Vouchercloud.net.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Trick-Or-Treating Goes Green? (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>To you kids who want Halloween cash,<br \/>\nAnd not candy, your hopes I must dash.<br \/>\nIf you ask me for money<br \/>\nDear girly or sonny,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll double the other kid&#8217;s stash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a creepy Halloween-related survey: More than half (53%) of parents of trick-or-treaters say their children between the ages of 4 and 10 would prefer cash over candy or even toys, according to a survey of 1,747 parents who celebrated Halloween carried out by coupon- and discount-code website Vouchercloud.net. Trick-Or-Treating Goes Green? (Limerick) By Madeleine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,40,41,33,42,8],"tags":[2339,4933,1183,2997,198,188,2094,3255],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29167"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29167"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29179,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29167\/revisions\/29179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}