{"id":29033,"date":"2014-10-22T04:10:05","date_gmt":"2014-10-22T08:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29033"},"modified":"2018-10-22T16:11:23","modified_gmt":"2018-10-22T20:11:23","slug":"nut-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/22\/nut-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To &#8220;National Nut Day&#8221; (October 22)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To <a href=\"https:\/\/www.punchbowl.com\/holidays\/2014\/10\/22\/national-nut-day\">National Nut Day<\/a><br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A morsel to chew on: It&#8217;s &#8220;Nut Day,&#8221;<br \/>\nAs opposed to, say, &#8220;Sit On Your Butt Day.&#8221;<br \/>\nIt celebrates food&#8212;<br \/>\nNot the fruitcakes whose \u2019tude<br \/>\nSeems deranged, but a &#8220;Junk For Your Gut Day.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To National Nut Day By Madeleine Begun Kane A morsel to chew on: It&#8217;s &#8220;Nut Day,&#8221; As opposed to, say, &#8220;Sit On Your Butt Day.&#8221; It celebrates food&#8212; Not the fruitcakes whose \u2019tude Seems deranged, but a &#8220;Junk For Your Gut Day.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[412,2516,4358,4359,2094,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29033"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29033"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41012,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29033\/revisions\/41012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}