{"id":29010,"date":"2014-10-21T15:23:10","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T19:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=29010"},"modified":"2014-10-21T15:27:46","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T19:27:46","slug":"news-panic-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/21\/news-panic-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"May I Panic Yet? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>May I Panic Yet? (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying quite hard not to panic,<br \/>\nBut poll trends are making me manic.<br \/>\nProspects never looked great,<br \/>\nAnd it seems now that fate<br \/>\nHas ensnared us inside the Titanic.<\/p>\n<p>(More <a href=\"http:\/\/dversepoets.com\/2014\/10\/21\/poetics-good-news-bad-news-your-news\/\">new-related poetry over at DVerse Poets Pub<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May I Panic Yet? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m trying quite hard not to panic, But poll trends are making me manic. Prospects never looked great, And it seems now that fate Has ensnared us inside the Titanic. (More new-related poetry over at DVerse Poets Pub.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,42,43,3950,1126,86],"tags":[1444,1772,1127,4961,1163],"class_list":["post-29010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-news-humor","category-political-satire","category-polls","tag-anxiety-humor","tag-news-limerick","tag-political-humor","tag-polls","tag-stress-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29010"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29017,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29010\/revisions\/29017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}