{"id":2891,"date":"2010-09-07T15:22:49","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T19:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2891"},"modified":"2010-09-07T15:22:49","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T19:22:49","slug":"anti-spam-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/09\/07\/anti-spam-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Spammer Dude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My blog comment spam problems aren&#8217;t nearly bad as they used to be, due to an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/11\/19\/life-saving-spam-fighting-wordpress-plugin\/\">anti-spam WordPress Plugin<\/a> I raved about previously.  But I still have to scan pending comments for spam, and certain things are a dead give away:<\/p>\n<p>Dear Spammer Dude (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Spammers, don&#8217;t call me a &#8220;dude.&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a gal, so that sounds rather rude.<br \/>\nMy pic makes this clear,<br \/>\nSo your &#8220;dude&#8221; usage, dear,<br \/>\nProves your post should be promptly eschewed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My blog comment spam problems aren&#8217;t nearly bad as they used to be, due to an anti-spam WordPress Plugin I raved about previously. But I still have to scan pending comments for spam, and certain things are a dead give away: Dear Spammer Dude (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Spammers, don&#8217;t call me a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,135,15,42,97,3],"tags":[697,585,533,138,532],"class_list":["post-2891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging-humor","category-blogging-tips","category-computer-humor","category-limericks","category-spam-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-blog-humor","tag-blogging-advice","tag-computer-verse","tag-spam","tag-technology-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2891"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2931,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2891\/revisions\/2931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}