{"id":28901,"date":"2014-10-15T14:42:31","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T18:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=28901"},"modified":"2014-10-15T14:42:31","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T18:42:31","slug":"grouch-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/15\/grouch-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode &#8220;National Grouch Day&#8221;  (Oct. 15)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To <a href=\"http:\/\/kool.cbslocal.com\/2014\/10\/15\/un-happy-national-grouch-day-boo\/\">National Grouch Day<\/a><br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Though I&#8217;m loath to complain or to bitch,<br \/>\nWhen I hear about &#8220;Grouch Day,&#8221; I twitch.<br \/>\nI think beating the drums<br \/>\nFor cantankerous bums<br \/>\nIs absurd!  This vile day we must ditch! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To National Grouch Day By Madeleine Begun Kane Though I&#8217;m loath to complain or to bitch, When I hear about &#8220;Grouch Day,&#8221; I twitch. I think beating the drums For cantankerous bums Is absurd! This vile day we must ditch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,42,1524],"tags":[4350,4349,3875,2094,5012],"class_list":["post-28901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-grouch-day","tag-grouchy-humor","tag-national-grouch-day","tag-october-holidays","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28901"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28909,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28901\/revisions\/28909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}