{"id":28889,"date":"2014-10-14T16:20:46","date_gmt":"2014-10-14T20:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=28889"},"modified":"2016-04-25T14:55:24","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T18:55:24","slug":"wexting-texting-walking-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/14\/wexting-texting-walking-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Wexting? How Pedestrian! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wexting? How Pedestrian! (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A habit that many find vexing<br \/>\nIs called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theloop.ca\/canadians-wexters-are-getting-stopped-in-their-tracks\/\">&#8220;wexting.&#8221;<\/a> I think it&#8217;s perplexing<br \/>\nTo text while you walk.<br \/>\nIf you wext, then I&#8217;ll balk<br \/>\nAt sharing a path you&#8217;re annexing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wexting? How Pedestrian! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A habit that many find vexing Is called &#8220;wexting.&#8221; I think it&#8217;s perplexing To text while you walk. If you wext, then I&#8217;ll balk At sharing a path you&#8217;re annexing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,15,846,42,3,119,113],"tags":[322,4943,4913,218,2107,4345,4903,4981,323,4347,4348,4978,4346],"class_list":["post-28889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-computer-humor","category-exercise-humor","category-limericks","category-technology-humor","category-telephone-humor","category-walking-humor","tag-cell-phone","tag-communication-humor","tag-computer-humor","tag-multitasking","tag-pedestrians","tag-taw","tag-technology-humor","tag-telephone-humor","tag-texting","tag-texting-and-walking","tag-texting-humor","tag-walking-humor","tag-wexting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28889"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37015,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28889\/revisions\/37015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}