{"id":2887,"date":"2010-11-23T00:03:39","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T04:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2887"},"modified":"2010-11-23T00:08:40","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T04:08:40","slug":"shopping-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/11\/23\/shopping-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Excuse For A Limerick  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/poor-excuse.m4a\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/audio.gif\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Limerick Audio\"><\/A>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A woman who grew up quite poor&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Poor Excuse For A Limerick (<a href='http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/poor-excuse.m4a'>Poor Excuse Limerick Audio<\/a>)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A woman who grew up quite poor<br \/>\nIs rich now, but always craves more.<br \/>\nIs it greed or just fear?<br \/>\nIt isn&#8217;t quite clear<br \/>\nWhy she hankers to buy out each store.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/178751895472405\">Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, right above my photo. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks!  And happy holiday shopping!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A woman who grew up quite poor&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Poor Excuse For A Limerick (Poor Excuse Limerick Audio) By Madeleine Begun Kane A woman who grew up quite poor Is rich now, but always craves more. Is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,8,103,45],"tags":[1558,172,4973,4937,806,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2887"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2887"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3584,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2887\/revisions\/3584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}