{"id":28807,"date":"2014-10-09T15:28:42","date_gmt":"2014-10-09T19:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=28807"},"modified":"2014-10-09T15:35:12","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T19:35:12","slug":"python-massage-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/09\/python-massage-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Python Massage?  What Kind Of Snake Oil Are They Selling?  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Python Massage?  What Kind Of Snake Oil Are They Selling?  (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A python massage?  Thanks, but no!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s relaxing, you claim?  I say whoa!<br \/>\nIf it&#8217;s torture I&#8217;m after<br \/>\n(Now please hold your laughter)<br \/>\nThen off to the gym I shall go.<\/p>\n<p>If you want a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hngn.com\/articles\/44862\/20141006\/python-massage-complimentary-at-philippines-zoo.htm\">complimentary python massage<\/a>, all you  have to do is visit the Philippines Zoo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Python Massage? What Kind Of Snake Oil Are They Selling? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A python massage? Thanks, but no! It&#8217;s relaxing, you claim? I say whoa! If it&#8217;s torture I&#8217;m after (Now please hold your laughter) Then off to the gym I shall go. If you want a complimentary python massage, all you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,846,42,6],"tags":[4998,3896,4340,4339,3899,1187,2755,4280],"class_list":["post-28807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-exercise-humor","category-limericks","category-travel-humor","tag-exercise-humor","tag-massage-humor","tag-philippines-zoo","tag-python-massage","tag-pythons","tag-relaxation-humor","tag-snake-limericks","tag-zoo-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28807"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28816,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28807\/revisions\/28816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}