{"id":28798,"date":"2014-10-09T13:46:32","date_gmt":"2014-10-09T17:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=28798"},"modified":"2014-10-09T14:20:15","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T18:20:15","slug":"multitasking-brain-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/09\/multitasking-brain-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Multitask THIS! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Multitask THIS! (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane <\/p>\n<p>Multitasking is bad for your brain,<br \/>\nSays a study I read on the plane<br \/>\nWhile cleaning my purse,<br \/>\nWriting email and verse.<br \/>\nNow where WAS I?  That study&#8217;s insane!<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/sites\/travisbradberry\/2014\/10\/08\/multitasking-damages-your-brain-and-career-new-studies-suggest\/\">research done at Stamford University<\/a>, we are all seriously screwed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Multitask THIS! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Multitasking is bad for your brain, Says a study I read on the plane While cleaning my purse, Writing email and verse. Now where WAS I? That study&#8217;s insane! According to research done at Stamford University, we are all seriously screwed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,23,122,42,22,324,44],"tags":[2136,617,1433,4920,218,1025,4338],"class_list":["post-28798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-mental-health-humor","category-multitasking-humor","category-science-humor","tag-behavior-humor","tag-brain-humor","tag-brain-studies","tag-mental-health-humor","tag-multitasking","tag-scientific-studies","tag-stamford-university"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28798"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28806,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28798\/revisions\/28806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}