{"id":28699,"date":"2014-10-04T16:00:19","date_gmt":"2014-10-04T20:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=28699"},"modified":"2014-10-04T16:03:26","modified_gmt":"2014-10-04T20:03:26","slug":"ed-sullivan-statue-stolen-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/04\/ed-sullivan-statue-stolen-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A &#8220;Really Big Shew&#8221; Of A Crime (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A &#8220;Really Big Shew&#8221; of A Crime (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A crisis had come to a head<br \/>\nAnd a torso and legs. Tears were shed,<br \/>\nCuz some soon-to-be cons<br \/>\nStole Ed Sullivan&#8217;s bronze.<br \/>\nBut don&#8217;t fret &#8212; they&#8217;ve reclaimed AWOL Ed.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Ed Sullivan fans can breathe sighs of relief: &#8220;Los Angeles police have found the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2014\/10\/03\/showbiz\/ed-sullivan-statue-recovered\/index.html?hpt=hp_t2\">missing bronze statue<\/a> of the renowned American TV personality, four days after it was stolen from the Academy of Television Arts &#038; Sciences.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A &#8220;Really Big Shew&#8221; of A Crime (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A crisis had come to a head And a torso and legs. Tears were shed, Cuz some soon-to-be cons Stole Ed Sullivan&#8217;s bronze. But don&#8217;t fret &#8212; they&#8217;ve reclaimed AWOL Ed. Yes, Ed Sullivan fans can breathe sighs of relief: &#8220;Los Angeles police [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,56,48,10,42],"tags":[1487,4945,3381,4328,4327,351],"class_list":["post-28699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-humor-verse","category-celebrity-humor","category-crime-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","tag-art-humor","tag-celebrity-humor","tag-crime-punishment-humor","tag-ed-sullivan","tag-statues","tag-theft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28699"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28710,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28699\/revisions\/28710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}